Kris Kale

Finding Love in Lunch

Kris Kale

Kris Kale, (It’s literally his middle name.  I know it’s ridiculous) will be guiding us through a silent, yet expressive experience where we can fall back in love with as many lovers as we can safely fit in our mouth.  We are encouraged to prep a loving and delicious lunch for ourselves to share together in what will sure to be a memorable experience.  BYOFood and creativity is encouraged!  Also, you may want to eat in an area where you can be messy, you know, just in case.  Protip: Wrap your keyboard in plastic wrap to avoid any unseemly accidents.
Note: Fasting, or have a unique relationship with food, but still want to participate?  Bring your favorite teeth and mouth friendly sex toy, like a dildo, or a banana with a condom on it!

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